Irwin the warrior had a lot of things on his mind. He was sore from killing GreenDevils from the past day and the money for his logs gave him just enough to buy some chicken. As Irwin ate his chicken and walked home with his companions Bacon the WarriorCute and Butter the WarAtkDef, he realized that the chicken was so good he didnt realize where he was going. When he saw the dark skies, and Banshees around him, he put the chicken in his mouth and got his sword ready. The Banshees were about to attack when a shriek filled the air. At that moment all the banshees fled and irwin was left standing alone, chicken in his mouth. Then something hairy and black was in the distance, it was a spider. but not an ordinary spider, it was a queen. Irwins eyes never got any bigger than they did that moment. He got his sword ready, and swung at one of the spiders big trunk-like legs. The spider made a shriek, almost as if it was laughing. Right then the spider kicked irwin and sent him 30 feet away. Bacon and Butter jumped on the spiders back and began pulling its hair and kicking. The spider made a laugh again and rolled over, but got stuck in one of the marshes hidden swamps. The spider couldnt swim, and died seconds later. When Irwin recovered he looked up to see his demons sleeping beside him, a book laid next to his head, it was Chain Chop.
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