I was just a little tiny edible newbie at the time I seen a Satyr. Slash, Slash hack hack, the Satyr was killed by my awesome noobish powers of cleave. Then I went to fight another Satyr, it hit me for 200! I thought to myself "This isn`t right, the last one hit me for 10`". Looking at the screen I was shocked to see it was a boss, WOOHO a boss.... So then I start use cleave on it, DAMN, it`s only half way dead jeez, is this thing on steroids? Then another xp comes, THIS STEROID SATYR IS DEAD NOW! I come to the Satyr and a lvl 50 is attacking it! Ahhh omg I thought, then I finally got the final hit on it! HOLY SHIZ it`s a red stone and 3 yellows! I picked them up. The level 50 tried to pk me, he`s slayed my pets now, the only thing left to do is to run!

So I start running i`m thinking of a safe place to run, I remember seeing all these high levels at the monsters Spiders. So I run to the spiders while the guy is magically shooting green balls of death at me. I finally make it to the spiders for shelter. "HELP HELP PLEASE PKER!" Then one of the high levels at the spider spawn turns blue. "Wtf is that?" Then all of a sudden I was being hit tons of time by a freaky blue glowing man. Then I was shocked looking at the red and yellow aside of me, a red, two yellows, picked up by the enemy "SoLaR Has been owned by SoLaRZEnemy".

Later on in the day, after being upset about high level abuse, I went on leveling at smelly huge purple bulls. Slash, slash, hack,hack, the Orge was killed. A boot drops from the Orge. OOOOO any Unidentified boot. So I take it to the Id man, and I opened my eyes wide, I never seen anything so pretty in my whole eudemon life, SUPER BOOTS! Jumped with joy, saying w00t biatches in the chat. Stupidly spamming it. I wore that boot the rest of my life.

6 months later, I go to the marshes spider spawn, hunting for CC and FC to sell. When I notice someone I once knew before. Then I remembered. I remember the shocking memory of what he did to me, I turned pink. There layed beside the ghost two books were laying. Fc and CC. Then I said "I Finally one, you never leveled since, you can only turn blue, I can go higher then you now, I`m 83 your 60". Then I was ambushed by 10 members of a guild, my enemies guild.

TO BE CONTINUED: Part 1 Completed